With the establishment of fall focus placed precisely on “shades of lady”, it is imperative that one persist in her exploration of the matter via a romp through the ream of Spring 2009 raiment. 

Freak not, femme.  We’ve all the nitty gritty and are most privileged to help you boldly go beyond global borders armed with a most intricate and intriguing set of instructions.  It’s a most comprehensive collection dissection, so take notes, and prepare, preemptively, to soar into spring armed with an unlimited universe of glorious goods. 

The design deities have showered us with a whole galaxy of earthly delights, so choose your costume, let it bloom; then get thyself to the changing room.  Behold, babe, this actually is rocket science, and it’s a most luxurious countdown to launch.

Cut to current couture; sleek suiting, sharp shoulders, and sophisticated separates with professional panache.  Momentary mix-and-match seeming tediously terrestrial?  It’s a transitory story, and fortunately, starlet, for spring, meteorite seems just right.  Fall’s earthly endowments in the mode of Power Dressing soldier on successfully with gorgeously galactic versions for a little primavera playtime amongst the planets.  It is an asteroid aesthetic to which you simply must adhere, dear.  For spring, designers mined precious minerals from Mars and the stars to produce luxurious fruit of the lunar.  Zac Posen featured slick numbers with giant paillettes in shiny latex and wonderfully warped contortions of fluid fabric.  At Calvin Klein and Luca Luca, fantastic foil-like confections came forth alongside stark one-pieces with strategic geometric cuts that served to create the suggestion of sharp space gear. 

With dream-like sentiment, designers brought forth frocks showered with shimmering sediment.  Doo.Ri sprinkled hers with lunar dust, creating a charcoal gray and metallic mini with sculptural lines.  Douglas Hannant did a gleaming silver sheath with undulating designs veiled by a layer of sheer chiffon. 

For the Rodarte spring presentation, designers Kate and Laura Mulleavy catapulted their worldly witnesses from catwalk to constellations in a most artfully apocalyptic manner. 

Having worked previously with cinematic references, the ever-inventive Mulleavy sisters maintained the motif with an emphatically Star Wars-esque theme, transplanting stellar stylings from reel to runway with wonderfully webby knits and android-worthy accessories.

Resourceful they are, these mineral miners.  And the reserves?  Not so reticent.  After all, Planet Prêt-a-Porter knows no bounds.  Adorn thyself in out-of-this-world offerings, from heliocentric headgear for the cranium to gravity defying details for the lower digits (that’s feet, Space Cadet).  Acceptable accessories include oversized headpieces and dynamic disk-like hats, gigantic lunar orbs for the lobes, and Neptunian neckwear in the form of jagged jewels and glowing gems.  Go for mercurial makeup and apply in star spangled manner. 

Moon dust is a must, but temper the Tranny effect with sparing applications of sheen to the apples of the cheeks, the eyelids, and that pouty pucker.  Pretty pastels are perfectly on-point, and the most luscious lip color?  Hear ye, it’s heliotrope.  Or, otherwise, orange.